I WOULD MOST LIKELY DO AN ACROBATIC FUCKING FLIP OFF THE HANDLE. THEN FIND A FUCKING WAY TO TURN BACK. HUMANS ARE FUCKING STUPID.
OH HEY TEREZI! I’M TRYING TO BE NICER BECAUSE OF A TALK WITH THE FEMALE ME, SINCE MAYBE IT WILL MAKE PEOPLE ACTUALLY LIKE ME. DO YOU THINK IT’S A GOOD IDEA?

someone requested dave and john in a pillow fort
here u go
Reblogging because thE SIGN MADE ME LAUGH
((Or karkat.
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oh dave, your feelings are showing
BECAUSE I FUCKING YELL AT EVERYONE. I ASSURE YOU THERE WAS NO MORE FURY IN MY RESPONSE THAN THERE IS IN ANY OTHER RESPONSE OF MINE
-sigh- FIRST OF ALL, I’M NOT A CRAB, SECOND OF ALL, WHAT DOES THAT EVEN FUCKING MEAN?
WHA- WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU WANT TO TOUCH MY FACE? WHO IS THIS ANYWAY, NEPETA? NO…. NO CAT PUNS…. UGH….
LET’S SEE…. MY FAVORITE SMELL….. WELL THAT’S… UHM….. SOMETHING NOT EMBARRASSING… LIKE, IT’S NOT YOU FOR INSTANCE… ER… ANYWAY…
I THINK YOU KNOW THE ANSWER TO THE SECOND ONE TER…..
AS FOR EXCITED? WELL…. IF ANYTHING I GUESS WHEN PEOPLE TAKE MY ADVICE.
(as for OOC my favorite smell is a tie between new books and old videogames. I do like someone, and I just happen to be dating them. Hanging out with people makes me excited, that and new books and games.)

