I WOULD MOST LIKELY DO AN ACROBATIC FUCKING FLIP OFF THE HANDLE. THEN FIND A FUCKING WAY TO TURN BACK. HUMANS ARE FUCKING STUPID.
OH HEY TEREZI! I’M TRYING TO BE NICER BECAUSE OF A TALK WITH THE FEMALE ME, SINCE MAYBE IT WILL MAKE PEOPLE ACTUALLY LIKE ME. DO YOU THINK IT’S A GOOD IDEA?
someone requested dave and john in a pillow fort
here u go
Reblogging because thE SIGN MADE ME LAUGH
oh dave, your feelings are showing
BECAUSE I FUCKING YELL AT EVERYONE. I ASSURE YOU THERE WAS NO MORE FURY IN MY RESPONSE THAN THERE IS IN ANY OTHER RESPONSE OF MINE
-sigh- FIRST OF ALL, I’M NOT A CRAB, SECOND OF ALL, WHAT DOES THAT EVEN FUCKING MEAN?
WHA- WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU WANT TO TOUCH MY FACE? WHO IS THIS ANYWAY, NEPETA? NO…. NO CAT PUNS…. UGH….
B3C4US3 1 OBV1OUSLY TOP.
Y-YOU SO DO NOT!!
hehehe. YEA! ship it!
LET’S SEE…. MY FAVORITE SMELL….. WELL THAT’S… UHM….. SOMETHING NOT EMBARRASSING… LIKE, IT’S NOT YOU FOR INSTANCE… ER… ANYWAY…
I THINK YOU KNOW THE ANSWER TO THE SECOND ONE TER…..
AS FOR EXCITED? WELL…. IF ANYTHING I GUESS WHEN PEOPLE TAKE MY ADVICE.
(as for OOC my favorite smell is a tie between new books and old videogames. I do like someone, and I just happen to be dating them. Hanging out with people makes me excited, that and new books and games.)