I'M THE FUCKING LEADER HERE
Hey Karkat~ how would you react if became a human?
Anonymous

I WOULD MOST LIKELY DO AN ACROBATIC FUCKING FLIP OFF THE HANDLE. THEN FIND A FUCKING WAY TO TURN BACK. HUMANS ARE FUCKING STUPID.

K4RKL3S! <3

OH HEY TEREZI! I’M TRYING TO BE NICER BECAUSE OF A TALK WITH THE FEMALE ME, SINCE MAYBE IT WILL MAKE PEOPLE ACTUALLY LIKE ME. DO YOU THINK IT’S A GOOD IDEA?

princekarkat:

synnesai:

that-derpy-egbert-kid:

improbabledilusions:

geromy:

someone requested dave and john in a pillow fort
here u go

Reblogging because thE SIGN MADE ME LAUGH

((Or karkat.FFFFFF—))

PFFFFFFFFTTT

oh dave, your feelings are showing

princekarkat:

synnesai:

that-derpy-egbert-kid:

improbabledilusions:

geromy:

someone requested dave and john in a pillow fort

here u go

Reblogging because thE SIGN MADE ME LAUGH

((Or karkat.
FFFFFF—))

PFFFFFFFFTTT

oh dave, your feelings are showing

H3Y, WHY D1D YOU Y3LL 4T SOM3ON3 FOR 4SK1NG TO TOUCH YOUR F4C3? 1T W4S 4N 1NNOC3NT QU3ST1ON! >:[

BECAUSE I FUCKING YELL AT EVERYONE. I ASSURE YOU THERE WAS NO MORE FURY IN MY RESPONSE THAN THERE IS IN ANY OTHER RESPONSE OF MINE

:33< *ac stare up at the cute crab with a big smile* but karkitty your face is just so touchable
Anonymous

-sigh- FIRST OF ALL, I’M NOT A CRAB, SECOND OF ALL, WHAT DOES THAT EVEN FUCKING MEAN?

Karkat~ You are such a cutie~ Can I touch your face? :3
Anonymous

WHA- WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU WANT TO TOUCH MY FACE? WHO IS THIS ANYWAY, NEPETA? NO…. NO CAT PUNS…. UGH….

askgallowscalibrator:

B3C4US3 1 OBV1OUSLY TOP.

Y-YOU SO DO NOT!!

askgallowscalibrator:

B3C4US3 1 OBV1OUSLY TOP.

Y-YOU SO DO NOT!!

wtgword:

Headcannon aproved! 

wtgword:

Headcannon aproved! 

wtgword:

hehehe. YEA! ship it!

wtgword:

hehehe. YEA! ship it!

♎ ♒ ♓

LET’S SEE…. MY FAVORITE SMELL….. WELL THAT’S… UHM….. SOMETHING NOT EMBARRASSING… LIKE, IT’S NOT YOU FOR INSTANCE… ER… ANYWAY…

I THINK YOU KNOW THE ANSWER TO THE SECOND ONE TER…..

AS FOR EXCITED? WELL…. IF ANYTHING I GUESS WHEN PEOPLE TAKE MY ADVICE.

(as for OOC my favorite smell is a tie between new books and old videogames. I do like someone, and I just happen to be dating them. Hanging out with people makes me excited, that and new books and games.)